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14 Monster by =Out-Of-Spite:iconOut-Of-Spite:

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It sits and waits
Beneath toilet seats;
This legend of feces
And green faces
Pulling unsuspecting children into
Disturbingly dank, dark spaces.
Covered in slime
you don't want to know where from
There it resides,
Waiting until the time
[the smell]
Is ripe
Before it comes.

It has no teeth now,
But when it did,
They were rotten and brown;
And it's body's almost
Completely round,
Green and gooey;
And it only hides where
It's smell can be disguised.

And when you perch
Upon the seat,
Take good care that
You don't meet
[it's eyes]
Or scream
And step on it's feet
Because your fate
Would be quickly sealed
And you'd be dead meat

Instead,
Watch your tiny booty
And the outhouses you frequent
In the woods
While you're camping,
[if the smell's not too decent.]
©2008-2010 =Out-Of-Spite
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Author's Comments

I saw this June prompt:

June Prompt #14: Myth

And I HAD to write it about the story :iconjogerm: :iconheaven-rose: and I wrote in my shoutbox - The story of the Green Poo Monster
Link~>[link]

Enjoy because it's funny and it was fun to write! I tried to keep it PG with the language, but it still worked out.
Made to sound like a little kid's campfire tale, little children spreading the myth of the beast made of poo

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~skerd22 Jun 3, 2008, 10:57:07 AM
Green...Poo...Monster.

Score one, inspiration?

:D
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=Out-Of-Spite Jun 3, 2008, 10:58:55 AM
lol you sooo have to read the shoutboard... it was Heaven-Rose who originally led the story down that path...
It started with us doing a story like they do around the campfire, when one person starts it and each person after adds a little more to the story until it's over. It was silly and fun and I had to do it lol

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~*~We Survive What We Can't Change~*~
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Believe the Lie: [link]
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~skerd22 Jun 3, 2008, 11:01:11 AM
I've glanced at it a few times, I admit.

Well, if you had to do it, hahaha.
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=Out-Of-Spite Jun 3, 2008, 11:02:18 AM
thank you dear :)

--
~*~We Survive What We Can't Change~*~
:blackrose:Regrets are mistakes you don't learn from:blackrose:
Surrender to the Truth: [link]
Believe the Lie: [link]
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=Out-Of-Spite Jun 3, 2008, 11:05:14 AM
lol and you have to admit, it was a bit funny ;)

Absolutely! If I didn't spread the story of the Green Poo Monster, who would?

--
~*~We Survive What We Can't Change~*~
:blackrose:Regrets are mistakes you don't learn from:blackrose:
Surrender to the Truth: [link]
Believe the Lie: [link]
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~Jackdorian Jun 3, 2008, 11:06:38 AM
Good god!

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hehe...
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~skerd22 Jun 3, 2008, 11:06:54 AM
Okay fine. I admit.

Alert the internet!
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=Out-Of-Spite Jun 3, 2008, 11:08:54 AM
:lmao:
Just beware dear boy... beware the monster made of poo!

--
~*~We Survive What We Can't Change~*~
:blackrose:Regrets are mistakes you don't learn from:blackrose:
Surrender to the Truth: [link]
Believe the Lie: [link]
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